Things I learned in 24 years

-       when you get your ears pierced, make sure that you use disinfection spray on it. No matter what they tell you. Otherwise you WILL end up in the hospital. Trust me. I speak from experience.

-       don´t take any crap from anyone, no matter who. Be it your teacher, parent, boss, whatever. Now I´m not saying get in a fight with these people on purpose. Just be aware that everyone else is also JUST a human being. Make sure you know when to raise your voice and when to shut the fuck up.

-       relationships are amazing, but having close friends is everything. Pretty much all my friendships lasted longer than any relationship I ever had. And you WILL regret neglecting your friends for a guy. Plus, it kinda makes you a shit friend really.

-       test your limits, but don´t be an idiot. Like, drink until you throw up...but make sure you have a way of getting home safely. Hook up with a stranger...but use a condom. Essential stuff like that.

-       when mixing a gin and tonic, use MORE gin than tonic. The bitter taste is the tonic, not the gin. I swear, it will taste much better that way.

-       invest in gel nails, especially if you tend to bite them.

-       if you move in with someone, get all the worries out beforehand and talk about problems that might come up. Clear the air to begin with and it´ll be great.

-       make some kind of list of the things you´d like to buy, but don´t afford. You will need it when christmas/your birthday comes around.

-       music makes everything better. Be an adult and get a fucking Spotify account.

-       When you get on a long flight, bring lots of snacks. We all know that airplane food sucks ass. Also make sure you have the following items with you: deodorant (you don´t want to be THAT person), tissues, cozy socks, earphones, water, a toothbrush and some hand cream.

-       instead of getting a new car and worrying about every tiny scratch all the time, get a used one that already has a few flaws. My motto is: as long as it´s driving and the heating is working, I´m good. This will save you a lot of unnecessary stress.

-       don´t plan any major activity after you paint you nails.

-       and lastly: try and laugh as much as you can. If you see the funny side of life, you can get trough anything!