„Why
does my throat still feel like razor blades after a whole fucking week?“
„Also
my nose is so blocked I am going to die.“
„But:
yaaaay, the suns out!“
*reading the new Harry Potter book* „This reads
like fan fiction but okay.“
„This
detox tea tastes like crap…“
Walking
to the supermarket „It feels like a holiday…sunshiiiine!“
In
the supermarket „I hate old people…why do you have to squeeze past me? you have
all the time in the world?!?“
„Breakfast
is the best thing ever omg“
„Why
isn´t this medicine helping AT ALL?“
„Showers
are stressful when you´re a woman.“
„Time
to go to work…“
„Why
do I keep DRIVING to work? I spend half my life looking for empty parking
spots.“
„Can
I park here? Hmmm, I guess we´ll have to find out.“
„No,
I do NOT want to sort out a million emails, thank you very much.“
„Great.
The only dress I REALLY wanted for my friends wedding has sold out while I was
looking for alternatives.“
„I
can´t believe I´m being payed to hang out on BuzzFeed right now.“
„Why
is my colleague being so nice today?“
„Where
do I get a dress for this wedding now?“
„I
guess a banana and a Diet Coke is a healthy lunch...“
„All
I wanna do right now is lie in the sun and eat ice cream.“
„Yaaaas,
only one hour to go.“
„My
nose is so red, I look like Rudolph…“
„There´s
so many beautiful things on Instagram.“
„I´m
living my entire life in a rush.“
„Why
can´t anyone in this city DRIVE.“
„It´s
RED you dumbass!“ (yes, I get road rage)
*at the physio* „It´s 35 degrees woman, I´m not having
a heating lamp on my back today.“
„Oh
fuck, why did they mess up my appoimentment.“
„What
do you mean you can´t reschedule?!?“
„This
woman is literally the devil and also MY NAME IS NOT TABEA!“
„Finally
got a new appointment...Jesus!“
„But
now I have time to chill, yay!“
„My
dad wants to go to a beer garden? And pay? SOLD!“
„Also
I´m going to treat myself and eat all the carbs, fuck it!“
*afterwards* „Oh god, I shouldn´t have eaten all
that.“
„I
wonder what the most dangerous animal is...“
„My
dad is so awesome!“
„It´s
9pm and it´s still bright outside – I love August!“
„Why
are my friends making me watch the Olympics?“
„I
feel like synchronized dudes jumping into a pool is not something I will ever find
interesting „
„Why
does my friend keep texting me about mosquito protection in Brazil? You sound
like my mum educating me on safe sex.“
„A
mosquito net for 50 euro? Are you shitting me?“
„I
love these new snapchat filters.“
„My
friends boobs are so comfortable!“
„Driving
home at night while listening to my Spotify playlist is the best thing ever...I
kinda want to keep driving around for no reason.“
„I
wonder if it´s going to be cold tomorrow? Can I wear a summer dress?“
„New
Beau Taplin book? I gotta HAVE it.“
„Should
I read that Harry Potter play before bed or rewatch Shameless?“
„I
feel like I should rewatch all of it from season 1.“
„I
also need to watch Orange is the new Black and Games of Thrones at some point.“
„Having
Netflix decreases my productivity by 1 million.“
„This
song is amazing!“
„I
should probably go to bed.“
„Ah,
hang on...let me finish this blogpost first.“
This
was possibly the most pointless thing I´ve ever written, but it was so much
fun. I was particularly angry today as I have been ill for like a week and it´s
not going away. :( I did however have a good day, believe it or not haha.
